I Wonder ....
why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed
why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
why people darken their car windows
where do all the missing socks go
how does a thermos know whether to keep the drinks cold or warm
why does the Easter bunny carry eggs
why do we say "heads up" when we actually mean duck
why wrong numbers are never busy
why stores with double doors only let you use one of them
why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio volume down
why is it no one is listening until you make a mistake
if children who act in rated 'R' movies are allowed to see them
if you can cry under water
if in libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section
why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts
can blind people see their dreams
why I even wonder about these things
Happy Wednesday,
missing the mom gene
